Holiday Tips & Reasons to be Thankful
My girlfriend asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start, but I made it!
Oh.
Wait.
Almost forgot what we’re supposed to fear for this holiday.
(Cue ominous music)
Thanksgiving 2022:
-Fill up your car with expensive gas.
-Hope you don’t get robbed doing it.
-Go to the store and pay 20% more for Thanksgiving groceries.
-Sit down for dinner and listen to your liberal aunt lecture you on Critical Race Theory.
Scared yet? Okay try this:
”We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.”
(John F. Kennedy)
Have a fine holiday with people you love.