Instead of a run on beer, we got a flood of memes
Trump? Him again?
The guy has to deal with the indignity of a trial because he just wanted a one night stand with a blonde with gargantuan boobies. And that entertainment cost him $130,000 b/c he knows the art of the best deals like nobody can believe.
And now he has to pay a lot more since his financial transactions had to be illegal more than 2 dozen times.
That was the most expensive PoA in history and after what he did to hundreds of thousands of Americans during the most dangerous times of covid means he should at least be banned from playing golf ever again because he cheats at every score.
On the plus side, beer and popcorn sales hit a world record high on Friday and numerous feral memes were released to the wild. Some prefer to keep their distance but no, not me.
We have to keep endangered species free roaming and stuff.
US Senators shouldn’t be advising people to assault police officers. Sure it’s a rhetorical bit of sarcasm but in these charged times, when thousands tried to overturn an election by force, injuring hundreds of police officers and targeting several elected officials with murderous intent, it actually could incite violence.
Also, he’ll be released IMMEDIATELY after booking and some bail. Senator Graham, show the nice Senate nurse where the peaceful protestors hurt you. Or hurt anyone or anything in your state.
Your Jesus is raising his eyebrow at you and keeps handing money to his synagogue bud, Soros. And why is every one of the camera-hogging politicians trying to suck up to Trump followers by repeating “the Soros funded DA Alvin Bragg” with their perfunctory press appearances? Had Soros ever met or spoken to Mr. Bragg and did something illegal ever in his life - like bribing or extorting Bragg - that should draw a thorough investigation. What makes Soros so dastardly?
Giving money to organizations that use some of the money to fund campaigns is legal and normal though. So why do they keep villainizing George Soros specifically?
Good journalists should be asking that question on the regular because what are they obviously trying to do with the constant demonizing of a guy who’s not suspected of a single crime?
Don’t let them get away with it. Nobody benefits from a domesticated press. Are you trying to get white supremacists to rub your bellies and give you wuggums? You might need to rethink your career choices.
His niece, the psychiatrist, said that months ago. I conducted an informal survey by checking two 7-11s and a cannabis dispensary on Saturday and nobody experienced a run on anything. The exuberance was subdued because who has time for a drunken celebration? Liberals have to work and do family stuff and get rid of all the voodoo dolls & pins currently.
First reports suggested there were 34 counts of criminal activities he’d be charged with.
By Saturday, it changed to “at least two dozen.” Clarification comes next Tuesday when he turns himself in.
Brings back great memories of when he explained the test that demonstrated his capacity to remember the order of half a dozen things. We all breathed a bigly sigh of relief at that astounding display of acumen and leadership.
Eric’s clearly still not ready for prime time.
Nice parody tweet. Can’t be sure if that’s directed at election deniers or at Fox News, since the Dominion Voting Systems company is suing them for claiming the machines were rigged to flip votes away from Trump. The judge in the trial just ordered jury selection will begin in two weeks and also declared that none of the public statements made by Fox newscasters about Dominion were true. None.
And speaking of Fox News…
Baseball is more fun as that season began the same day the indictment vote was announced. Unless you’re one of those syrup and gravy-cheese-curd swilling people from Hockeyland.
If you are, wouldja care to buy a used Florida governor? He announced he’d refuse any extradition attempts by Alvin Bragg’s office. A symbolic gesture directed at Trump supporters as DeSantis plotz his Oval Office run.
I’m not done yet but this edition is.
Some stealworthy memes!