Just trying to help you ketchup with the breaking news
Just trying to help you ketchup with the breaking news
I’m neither entertained nor scandalized by DJ Trump’s dining routine. Way back when, I recall being horrified to hear he ate his steaks well done, slathered with ketchup. So it’s actually quite the relief to hear the ketchup was only used for random wall decorations. Everyone doesn’t like modern art but I do.
And his career as a magician is going nowhere since his tablecloth pulls just send the dishes to the floor.
If I recall correctly, Nancy Reagan last replaced the White House dinnerware so it’s time for new ones anyway. I mean, if I had to look at her tableware all the time while just saying No to drugs, I’m sure I’d be going coup-coup by now, too.
Yesterday, after the plucky 25 year old star witness testified about DJ Trump’s fits of rage and his desire to storm the US Capitol with his adoring, well-armed fanboys & fangirls, I thought “Really, people, who HASN’T had an occasional day when they wanted to hang Mike Pence?”
As for Cassidy Hutchinson, yesterday was the most fun she’s had since her Village People moment with Kayleigh McEnany on the Toledo Airport tarmac.
Who knew saving a democratic republic from the New Jersey/Russia/North Carolina Tea Party mafia could be so fun?
Back when Cassidy was running high school track and being one of the winners of the Hopewell Township Mayor’s Award for Outstanding Civic Contribution (presented to graduating seniors for exceptional efforts on the Hopewell Township Youth Advisory Committee), she had the usual array of youthful hopes and dreams.
Then in college, she interned for Steve Scalise and Ted Cruz before getting hired by an illegal voter, Mark Meadows. She arrived too late to enjoy his 2013 shutdown of the US government, but now she can brag at her high school reunion that she was there for the Tea Party Insurrection. When she gets out of the Federal Witness Protection Program.
Meanwhile out in Colorado yesterday, there was this touching moment:
Tina Peters, the Colorado county clerk who flogged election conspiracy theories and was then indicted for allegedly breaching her own voting machines, lost her primary bid to become the secretary of state.
And then she did exactly what you would expect: She denied she lost, cried fraud, and vowed to keep fighting.
“It’s not over,” Peters reportedly told supporters at her watch party, while she was 15 points behind the actual winner, Pam Anderson, a former Jefferson County clerk.
“I’m sorry we had faith in the system once again.”
Her previous record of election fraud is really pretty breathtaking.
Overall, Colorado’s election results looked pretty promising in its rejection of Trumpism, though one district known for its extremist conservatives did re-elect Klannie Oakley who railed against another fake threat, saying she was “tired of this separation of church and state junk that’s not in the constitution. It was in a stinking letter, and it means nothing like what they say it does”