Last one for this Sunday, wherein the Siege on Melon Husk is endless

(Hey, you can add the ones you find in comments too. It’s the internet, yanno?)

Melon Husk buys Twitter and reintroduces incompetence and humor as newly checkmarked names go wild.

Did he come to save us?

Highly Recommended read: look who also bought Twitter and what they’re all up to. Yikes.

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I warned you not to launch Mariah songs early.

Gotta respect our front line troops.

The first stand up comedian

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See ya next weekend.