Paper: the Final Cuts
With today’s revelation that Mike Pence had classified docs in his home too, the mad scramble is ON! … for papers and excuses from all our exes.
Jimmy Carter: all clear, though admittedly I lusted in my heart for that letter from Margaret Trudeau.
Dan Quayle: Nobody ever gave me classifiede documentse.
Bill Clinton: I only have one. It’s tattooed on my ‘private server’. Wanna see it? (wink-wink)
Al Gore: okay, I did have a few but they were all about social security and they were safely stored in my lockbox.
George W. Bush: Maybe I did. Maybe I didn’t. If I did, they’re all AWOL. Dick says they’re hidden somewhere in secret locations in Iraq.
Obama: You want a document? Here’s my legit birth certificate. Now you can just fuck the right off!
Biden: Next time it’s only Allied Van Lines for me. Those Mayflower movers sucked.
Harris: Does the list of best cannabis dispensaries in Sacramento count?
Trump: MINE, MINE, MINE! GIVE ME MOAR! I DECLASSIFIED THEM ALL WITH MY BEAUTIFUL MIND! GONNA TURN THEM INTO TRADING CARDS! STOP PERSECUTING ME WITH ALL YOUR FBIs AND HILLARY EMAILS and HATE TRUMP HOAX MONSTERS WORSE THAN ALL THE HISTORIES LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE BECAUSE FAUCI IMMIGRANT RAPE IS SEXY! BzzzzzG- brrrrrrpt-BDOOM!!!!!
Cheney: I AM the National Archives. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Tweets from last coupla nights Dept - the HOW CAN ANYONE series
News item: M&M spokesman announced that its cartoon candy ads apparently upset some people unexpectedly so they’re ending the new ads. One of the people faking outrage, responded.
(How can anyone consider this a legit news person?)
Nobody knows what triggered this guy into attacking Elaine Chao (who he’d appointed to his cabinet) or her husband, Mitch McConnell.
(How can anyone consider this to be a viable candidate for the most powerful elected office in the world?)
Greene’s efforts to appear lucid are still failing.
How can anyone consider this steroid abusing Jewish space laser touting woman to be a useful member of the House of Representatives unless they're just as damaged from drug abuse?
Under the ownership of Elon Musk, Twitter has become a playground for the annoying, obnoxious and shameless hucksters. Numerous people posted videos of themselves shaking uncontrollably, claiming covid vaccines did this to them. There are zero reports in the US of this side effect occurring.
Some of them even posted GoFundMe or similar requests for money. Which did draw the humorists out.
On to the silly videos!
Okay, nobody at all - none of you - left a comment to indicate anyone at all viewed and listened to the Christmas playlists I posted three weeks ago. The penance for that error will be this one. It may run a little long, might be too corny, but hey, I make no apologies because, well, I like it.
And with more feedback, you could have prevented this.
And in keeping with today’s theme of ‘the world has gone totally nuts’, I’ll go to the mat with sillier…. but no more Christmas… promise.
Yes, it’s true. The world is nuts and in need of therapy.
I never watch/listen to any videos. Mea culpa.
Hahaha! Made me laugh today! Thanks Uncle Kevin 😂