McNews Headlines as they should be written
When your Ex can’t help himself
If at first you lose, lose, lose again.
The thin blue line is getting pretty thicc
Random Guy on a Dumb Desktop: If it’s voluntary, why would they voluntarily surrender their Fifth Amendment rights?
2nd Random Guy: I see what you did there.
Random Guy on a Dumb Desktop: You can’t prove it cuz you didn’t have your body cam on.
Jurors and GOP Senators just can’t handle seeing a grown ass white supremacist or misogynist mook cry
There’s Putin who deliberately murders thousands of civilians and sacrifices his own soldiers with wanton disregard. And there’s bin-Salman who hacks a media critic to death, orders mass executions and practices a brutal brand of Sharia law. Those guys lead OPEC to their global price-setting conclusions.
But we’re supposed to care what a cowardly racist man who killed two men thinks about the guy leading NATO and the United States? Go back to hanging your head in shame in your mother’s basement. There’s real men out here doing real men things like stopping more mass murders and assassinations.
A Chester Does A Lester ***
Upset that his healthcare insurance adjustor refused to pay for his penis extension, Mr. Doles decides to vent his anger at his neighbors instead, again and again. Dole just wants Dole on the public dole but nobody else.
There Oughta Be a Three Strikes Rule for Vulture Capitalists
Fraud and theft weren’t enough. Now they’re committing hate crimes?
You must remember this. A kiss is but a kiss.
Just two little lambs who lost their way, baa, baa, BAH!
Random guy on a Dumb Desktop yelling at the ringy thing: “IF YOU’RE SO SMART WHY CAN’T YOU TELL ME HOW TO SPELL ‘THAIR’ !”
From e.e. cummings…
And do you know Bo?