The Libs are done being owned, sucker!

This payback is a bee-yotch

Do you tire of the pandemic? Hasn’t it interfered enough, killing off friends and/or family, tormenting others, exposing the vulnerable working poor to numerous hardships that will now start advancing evictions, undermining faith in science and governmenting and compelling us to re-examine the boundaries between personal freedom worship and who-cares-if-you-die-you’re-old-that-shit-happens ?

The good news now is the libs now get to control the whole scientific conspiracy. Working in concert with the sneaky Chinese government that caused this pandemic to gain control of the 5G wireless market and soy sauce futures, the libs have bribed the scientists to create this new Delta Varmint that vaccinated liberals can spread to the unvaccinated conservatives till they die off like a red tide following an algae bloom.

Flip-flop all you want, but you’re gonna wash up on the beach in record numbers, gasping for air through your OAN gills if you’re a conservative. Mwah-ha-hah!

Don’t bother masking up or keeping your distance. As you already know, none of that helps. Plus all the deaths are fake. And Trump deserves credit for sending our tax dollars to speed up the rollout of a vaccine that actually does nothing except cause blood clots and brain chip injections.

Well us liberal cannibal pedophiles now get the last laugh. You’re too late to this rodeo and your lasso has wormholes. BIG GIANT FREEKING WORM DRIVEN HOLES.

I hope you Pink Superiority Superior Types have your wills in order and your mistress-and-gigolo NDAs signed because there’s no escape from this liberal vortex. You’re going down hard. And you sure don’t want your heirs to see what you’ve really been into besides extremist religion and watery beer, do you?

Let’s take a look under the hood so you too can marvel at the way the Libs have engineered this remarkable revenge scheme underway.

Take a look at Florida, which set an all time high in new Covid cases yesterday. It’s multiplied more than 10 times in 5 weeks.

Then take a look at Missouri, which appears to be the principal epicenter of this new wave of the Delta Varmint brand of Covid.

It spread to neighbors like Louisiana and Arkansas fastest.

Now compare those two with a liberal state like Massachusetts. The numbers at both ends are way smaller. How devious of the Libs to do this so visibly!

It can’t be the size of a state’s population. Massachusetts is over 900 now with its 6.9m residents. The smaller Louisiana - with 4.6m residents - is over 6,800! And New York is close to the size of Florida, but instead of 21,000+ cases, it weighs in with a mere 3,200+ new cases.

This marvel of a genetic virus engineering feat can even be thoroughly manipulated to throw news bloodhounds off the trail. Consider the case of West Virginia, one of the three most under-vaccinated populations in the country.

Yet its rate of rise doesn’t look like as steep as Florida and Louisiana. Come on scientists, how can you explain this outcome if the vaccines are supposed to slow this Delta Varmint down? It multiplied less than 5 times but Georgia has multiplied 11 times?

It should be absolutely clear that the Libs are getting revenge because extreme conservatives refused to mask up long enough to save the lives of others. And if conservatives die off in mass numbers now, it’s gonna make it much harder for them to pretend that they can win national elections. They’re going to have to make voting illegal for the global majority races who are brown, black and Asian and eliminate the women people votes, like this country’s founders intended.

Disclaimer that has to go viral if you quote any part of this edition of the newsletter:

Satire can be bad, good, light or heavy but it should remain protected speech, even on social media outlets. Other than the facts that this Delta Varmint is spreading fast, and vaccinations benefit us as individuals and as societies, nobody should consider any of the other claims made as factual.

Additionally there are simple and complicated explanations available for the quirks and distinctions of the Delta Varmint I’ve highlighted herein. There’s a Part Two coming to demystify it in a way that even an idiot should be able to understand since I have broad experience and expertise at being an idiot.

All black and white graphs came from 8/31 worldometers.info and the colored text and markups are mine. The Newton graphic had no attribution to define who created it. I have to presume it was created by AOC or some lesser deity because dinosaurs were extinct at least 15 years before the internet was invented by Al Gore.