The Onion went wild yesterday and I'm here for it
In this edition, I think it best just to bathe in the satire of others.
Senator Joe Manchin: "I trusted Justice Gorsuch and Justice Kavanaugh when they testified under oath that they also believed Roe v. Wade was settled legal precedent and I am alarmed they chose to reject the stability the ruling has provided ..."
Attorney General Merrick Garland, who was nominated to the Supreme Court but his nomination was never voted on, when Mitch McConnell hijacked the intent of the framers and decided to pack the Supreme Court: "The Justice Department strongly disagrees with the Court’s decision."
Republican Senator Susan Collins: "Throwing out a precedent overnight that the country has relied upon for half a century is not conservative. It is a sudden and radical jolt to the country that will lead to political chaos."
Justices Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagan: "With sorrow — for this Court, but more, for the many millions of American women who have today lost a fundamental constitutional protection — we dissent."
Me: who paid Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club balance, $200,000 in credit card debt, and $1,200,000 mortgage, buying the 5th vote to overturn Roe v. Wade?
And is it a violation of a woman’s HIPAA rights if someone turns her in for having a medical procedure performed on her?
Several District Attorneys in red states announced yesterday that their crime fighting priorities would not be changed and they did not plan to prosecute women who chose to have an abortion.
There is no surprise at the court’s decision.
There is no law that will come from this court that I’ll respect.
The tyranny of the minority has overruled the majority too many times. Now it is left to the clowns.
The Onion don't miss.