Appetizers for Inauguration Day 2021
“They sicken of the calm who know the storm.”
― Dorothy Parker, Sunset Gun: Poems $5
“Whoever's calm and sensible is insane!”
― Rumi, The Essential Rumi $6
The Coward Trump pardoned 143 last night
including Lil Wayne and Pig Vomit
Free range hobo over a bed of scam, sprinkled with
proper gander creme & a fresh plucking of feloni de ruse.
Served with a bucket of exfoliated Bannon burps $19.99
ENTREE du JERRR
Chez Kevin begins with a base of frazzle and a rich blend of rackets from the Queens region. Stirred into a frenzy till peaks of exhaustion appear. FBI-grilled cultists harvested
from deep ocean basement wormbeds are seasoned with gunpowder & shitbeer and covered in a thin layer of ohsosmart teeshirtz and camo. Once the senses are thoroughly pummelled, the dish is lit afire to attain the severest crisp.
In a separate dish, you are provided a thin fondue of Well-Aged Normal. You have to eat it or your mother will get more worried and you’ll be stuck with her microwaved soup.
You hesitate. The Aged Normal is awfully serious and alarmingly sentient. And he’s not hawking any merch. Where is the excitement, the pzazz? There are no theories or bear spray?
How drab.
That or Mom’s microwaved soup. You go to Yelp to check the ratings of both.
You order a drink. Across the patio, the buskers begin to play. Gaga and J-Lo.. It is a nice change from the Village People and the Dancing Turkey Jerky. You ask the server if the fondue comes with hopesticks.
Dessert Menu
Our special for this hopeful day is a platter sampler of baked delights and confectionaries.