Be on the lookout for these dangerous gang members (Part One)

We hired a former alt journalist sex abuser and a journalist chick for diversity to investigate the decisions of our NeverBillionaire STFU Security Group. In our three part series, their following findings will astound you. Here’s part one of the Twerker Files.

The FBI has issued an all points bulletin about a potentially deadly wave spreading across the country. They’ve cautioned state and local law enforcement that any sighting of these individuals should be reported to the bureau immediately and they should not make an effort to apprehend them without prior consultation. They are that dangerous.

It goes without saying that citizens also should steer clear of any confrontations and should report any sightings to local authorities or the FBI or the Joint Task Force Against Flamboyance. These are the current manly and womanly and inbetweenly hoodlums on the FBI Sixteen Most Unwanted List.

Candy Darling (center)

Dorothy Lucille 'Billy' Tipton (right)

Milton Berle (left)

Julian Eltinge (right)

George Alan O'Dowd

Christine Jorgenson

Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari

Rudy Giuliani

Amanda LePore

Julie Andrews

Josephine and Daphne

Cate Blanchett

Murray Hill

Lavern Cummings

These are just a few members of the notorious two rival gangs. One goes by the moniker of Drag Queens. The other’s made up of the lesser known Drag Kings. According to Interpol, some members may even be transvestites, transgenders or LGBQs!

There’s a stunning array of nefarious and dastardly crimes they’ve allegedly committed.

(for more, see Part Two & Part Three)